An entirely unnecessary historical archive

The Fuck Did Rue Say?

A record of things that probably should have remained inside Rue's head.

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The Archives

1
Sharks have two...
— Rue · Zelda - BOTW · A long ass fucken time ago
2
Pokemon - Oak, something someting
— Rue · Fallout 76 · A long ass fucken time ago
(1/5)
HA! YOU ARE POOR. YOU ARE A BROKE BITCH (to Rue)
— Drake · Dokapon Kingdom · 5/27/26
(4/5)
"My throat is Hurting"
— Rue
(5)
oh great now he's turned on
-Sasha 10/28/2025 [Silent Hill]
(14)
Hole! Ball! I am the best at golf!
- Rue 1/18/2026
(16)
I dropped my own ball on my own head
— Rue
#18
I knocked my own balls off
— Rue
#19
Hey old man, I played with your balls, now give orb.
— Rue · Breath of the Wild · 1/30/2026
#20
I love big sticks
- Rue 2026
#24
"Well... he asked for the bush"
— Rue
#25(unv)
"I know how to work a shaft"
- Rue, Morrowind — 1st Sept 2026
#26(unv)
"I'll give you indigestion and I'll nut, quote ace"
- Rue — 22nd Aug 2026
#26(unv)
"That game is held together with: Duct tape, cum and a dream!"
- Rue — 6th Sept 2026
Certified Rue Quote Archive · Established for no good reason